How to Remove a Hot Sauce Stain

By Dan Wriggins

Featured Art by Beth Klaus

First, remove yourself
from the plane entirely.
I’ve heard about drugs that can help,
societies one can join.
Some people move to Maine and jar things.
There’s a Sun Ra movie
where Sun Ra plays the piano
so hot the club burns down.
A guy from my high school started tracking eagles.
I knew a woman who said
she meditated for an hour a day,
sometimes two. Megan
from Wisconsin. You had so many kinds
of hot sauce. Sambal.
Cholula. Dave’s Five Alarm. Habanero
from Hell. Meggy, my days are so long,
and I think only of you


Dan Wriggins is a writer and musician from Maine. He is the author of Prince of Grass (Dear Life Records). He records and tours with the band Friendship, and releases music on Orindal Records and Merge Records. He lives in Philadelphia with his dog, Roy.

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