By Danny Caine
Featured Art: Drugs by Richard Estes
Oh shit I love “Landslide.”
I was going to get up to piss but then I heard me some Fleetwood Mac.
Hey that’s a pretty farm, too. Farms are dope.
Wait, oh goddamn it it’s a baby horse lying in some fucking sawdust.
That baby horse is so cute I can’t even handle it right now.
I am literally unsure how to proceed.
And now the horse is being fed from a bottle?
The hell am I supposed to do with that?
Dammit now the horse and the dude are playing and stuff.
Fuck me if I don’t love a playful goddamn horse.
Look! A Budweiser truck. Budweiser!
I should like this brand on Facebook.
I should follow this brand on Twitter.
I really should make an effort to engage
with this brand on social media.
Wait, that’s a horse trailer. And our dude
is shaking hands with the driver? Is he—
DUDE YOU CAN’T SELL THAT FUCKING HORSE!
YOU’RE GOING TO MISS HIM SO MUCH!
Somebody get me a Budweiser.